You would not believe how much fun I had drawing this. Sitting down here, scratching away, giggling like a lunatic. I don't know what it is about this picture that makes it so funny to me.
Anyway, remember how I was whining about the GIMP in my last description? No? Well it doesn't matter because I was wrong anyway. I checked, and they added all kinds of customizability to the brush dynamics in the two minor versions since I last updated it. Curve editor and everything. I have no more complaints. The drawing may now commence.